Ronaldo really does go down easily

With skills that freeze defenders and a pace like that of a jaguar, he's sure to be a "nuisance". All this briliance carried out in a flash; in a blink he's gone. If you can't catch up with him, make sure he doesn't pass you- very few ever catch him anyway. Rule is: you take the ball to halt an onslaught, But if it moves so swiftly one sweats to get the ball. It's almost impossible as opponents often feel dizzy as they looked not at the ball but the juggler. If a defender goes for the ball it will be pushed between his legs and he'll be shown a clean pair of CR7 heels, and he'll be left drowning in the deepest pool of shame- especially if Ron scores. Defenders, more often than always, opt for the alternative.Let him do the samba and when he's done twisting and turning bring him down.

A player that can handle Ronaldo is yet to be born, or maybe invented. His trickery's above human intelligence. Only Scara Ngobese and Ricardo Quaresma come close. Unlike the two, Ron's invincible- it's a well known fact! I love Ronaldo- I love him more everyday.

All his brilliance thins away to nothing when he comes face-to-face with his match; the only defender who can stop him0- Ronaldo. He's his no one foe! He' untouchable he knows so he takes the duty of defenders upon himself and brings himself down. The next thing is wailing obviously because he hasn't been awarded a penalty or a free kick.

Defenders used to fooul him, but not anymore. One would wonder why this is so- it's because he's nowhere to be found he's already brought himself down. His goal tally for the 07/08 season would be around 80 had he not been a part-time defender. Defenders no longer get booked because he does their job for them. Can't you hold your fall until they tackle or push you Ron? Do you have to fly like batman and caress the ground like spiderman does buildings?



It tears my heart to grief when a good run's ended bluntly. He's got the abality to cut through opposition and score- that's if he gets there. I love him too much and battle to hold back my tears when he gets frustrated and starts crying- when his cheeks turn purple. He's too good for any defender, we all know that and so it infuriates me to see him let the useless defenders have the last laugh.



There isn't a thing I would like him to change in his game, all I want is a little patience from Ron, just a little patience. He's made it automatic that when a defender comes close to him he goes down- even without beig touched. His tricks are sufficient to make defenders dizzy and keep the crowd giggling but they also cause headaches for everybody. Defenders fear him, managers cross their fingers that their players are not cautioned, fans are angered as decisions go against him, he cries from frustration and lastly the man in the middle. All referees pray he doesn't get the ball (which is practically impossible) because with every touch of the ball they have to make a decision; one that may affect the outcomes of the game.

My plea to Ron is that he stops diving and then crying when he gets nothing out of it as this makes us all cry babies.